The Ten Commandments are quite tricky to follow so I thought I would help. Here they are translated. The first three are essentially pig-headed self-centred nonsense from God and the rest are fairly standard human sentiments.
1. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
2. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
3. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
4. Have a day off
5. Be nice to your parents
6. Don't be a murderer
7. Don't be a slapper
8. Don't be a burglar
9. Don't pretend your neighbour is a horrid person if he's not
10. Stop being jealous of stuff.
It's really just "worship ME" made to look reasonable by some fairly obvious dictats.
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